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seeing stuff that makes you angry but you don’t wanna start shit so you just sit there like

save me from this merciless hell that is my house

I wonder what I can talk about that won’t make people think I’m complaining too much, but still keep this blog active.

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Our cat smells like flowers right now. We have no idea why she just came home smelling of sweet perfume, and she was all fluffy and brushed.

We suspect the cat lady up the street took her into her house and gave her a bath/cleaned her up after the recent rain storm, cause Coco likes to jump in mud puddles.

I’m tired I’m sad and I’m lonely but none of that matters because my dog is asleep and if I move I’ll wake him up.

pornocumulus:

My new commission sheet, with new prices, and a bit of info about each service I offer.
A few other things to note:
I will NOT under any circumstance draw the following:
Scat
Bestiality
Necrophilia (I.E. a completely dead corpse in a sexual situation. Zombies and vampires do NOT count in this)
Underaged pornography (This includes characters that just LOOK underaged. Unless they look like a consenting adult and are over eighteen they will not be featured in anything involving nudity.)
Pornography of a real living (or deceased) person. It’s creepy and I don’t like it.
But yes, I will draw pornography if you want, with no extra fee. 
Extremely complicated characters with lots and lots of accessories, appendages, or patterns may have an extra charge due to their nature.
That’s about all I can think to note! So yeah, please reblog this, share it around, do whatever you have to cause currently this is pretty much my day job and I could use as many commissions as possible!
Thank you for reading.

pornocumulus:

My new commission sheet, with new prices, and a bit of info about each service I offer.

A few other things to note:

I will NOT under any circumstance draw the following:

  • Scat
  • Bestiality
  • Necrophilia (I.E. a completely dead corpse in a sexual situation. Zombies and vampires do NOT count in this)
  • Underaged pornography (This includes characters that just LOOK underaged. Unless they look like a consenting adult and are over eighteen they will not be featured in anything involving nudity.)
  • Pornography of a real living (or deceased) person. It’s creepy and I don’t like it.

But yes, I will draw pornography if you want, with no extra fee. 

Extremely complicated characters with lots and lots of accessories, appendages, or patterns may have an extra charge due to their nature.

That’s about all I can think to note! So yeah, please reblog this, share it around, do whatever you have to cause currently this is pretty much my day job and I could use as many commissions as possible!

Thank you for reading.

My new commission sheet, with new prices, and a bit of info about each service I offer.
A few other things to note:
I will NOT under any circumstance draw the following:
Scat
Bestiality
Necrophilia (I.E. a completely dead corpse in a sexual situation. Zombies and vampires do NOT count in this)
Underaged pornography (This includes characters that just LOOK underaged. Unless they look like a consenting adult and are over eighteen they will not be featured in anything involving nudity.)
Pornography of a real living (or deceased) person. It’s creepy and I don’t like it.

But yes, I will draw pornography if you want, with no extra fee. 
Extremely complicated characters with lots and lots of accessories, appendages, or patterns may have an extra charge due to their nature.
That’s about all I can think to note! So yeah, please reblog this, share it around, do whatever you have to cause currently this is pretty much my day job and I could use as many commissions as possible!
Thank you for reading.

My new commission sheet, with new prices, and a bit of info about each service I offer.

A few other things to note:

I will NOT under any circumstance draw the following:

  • Scat
  • Bestiality
  • Necrophilia (I.E. a completely dead corpse in a sexual situation. Zombies and vampires do NOT count in this)
  • Underaged pornography (This includes characters that just LOOK underaged. Unless they look like a consenting adult and are over eighteen they will not be featured in anything involving nudity.)
  • Pornography of a real living (or deceased) person. It’s creepy and I don’t like it.

But yes, I will draw pornography if you want, with no extra fee. 

Extremely complicated characters with lots and lots of accessories, appendages, or patterns may have an extra charge due to their nature.

That’s about all I can think to note! So yeah, please reblog this, share it around, do whatever you have to cause currently this is pretty much my day job and I could use as many commissions as possible!

Thank you for reading.

I drew this as part of my newest commission sheet, which I’m still putting together. I figured I’d post this first.
Lituana is a pretty alien

I drew this as part of my newest commission sheet, which I’m still putting together. I figured I’d post this first.

Lituana is a pretty alien

A commission for the ClothKing featuring Ragdoll and Chris Silk as per usual, this time with heads on dicks and colourful confetti cum

A commission for the ClothKing featuring Ragdoll and Chris Silk as per usual, this time with heads on dicks and colourful confetti cum

I accidentally burned my elbow with my ipod charger

msteratophiliac:

Hey guys! This is my first ever audio reading of a creepypasta, so I hope you enjoy!

Please forgive some of my pronounciations, I was trying real hard not to let my accent shine through.

This particular short story can be found over on bogleech here

The music in the background can be found here 

The Thumbnail/title artwork was drawn by me and can be found over on my creepypasta tumblr here

Speaking of the tumblr, while you’re over there you should go ahead and follow it! You can suggest stories of any kind (not necessarily just creepypastas) for me to read! I’m more than happy to take requests.

You can also go subscribe to my youtube channel to see these things the minute they’re uploaded!

The image of the eye seen throughout the video can be found here  Be warned the original image is actually a gif that flashes different colours! I only used one image of the animation.

Anyway yeah! If you enjoyed what you heard, please give me a like, maybe a reblog, and if you have any questions or advice feel free to send me an ask! Thanks for listening